jaclyn

I ditched my old prompts chart and created this myself and split it into three for ease on the eyes. This is based off my own HTML and this and this entry.

Pick one of these, then one of my current OR retired characters (in my profile) even if you have no clue who they are. It'd just be nice to have these assigned to do when I'm bored or should be doing other things. You can specify a certain person or pairing the ficlet should focus on, but no guarantees that it'll turn out what you had in mind. Everything I write will be posted in anidea, which is all f-locked but has open membership. Thanks!

Note: Hover over the number link for prompt name and character.

( lots of writing prompts -- pretty please! )

Mostly I'm wondering why only two days are green when I've only missed two wordcounts... Oh well. I think this updates itself, so I shouldn't have to repost. So I ditched the monthly graph because I tend to do most of my writing between 10 and 3 and that was messing up my daily counts. That and I don't want to show off how badly I've been doing. *headdesk*

I've done this one once before and they weren't all figured out. New playlist this time, so let's see what we get!

You know the rules. Repost so we can all have fun!

( opening lyrics meme! )

( sex meme - chita abarca )

I once upon a time had a writing journal I never used because it meant actually logging out and in and it was just a hassle. However, I made myself a comm because comms are awesome and I've been writing a lot lately and realized I probably ought to have one since otherwise it'll all end up in my cdj, which I plan to actually start using again instead of tweeting obsessively. Trying to balance all that out. Anyway, you lot should totally add it.

anidea

I apologize for the f-page spam you'll notice upon adding it. I transferred about eight things to it from escribirmivida and my 300 Prompts and will possibly be adding a few psl-y things to it. But after I've had my fun tonight it should probably...not happen again, actually. I'm not very good at posting things.

But yeah, add if you'd like!

And so it goes, slowly...

• 02:54 woooooooah. i allowed twitterfox to update and it looks so different... #
• 03:00 and five minutes later i finally download echofon. i liked the blue of twitterfox better, i think #
• 03:09 @wofitz what song? #
• 03:11 @wofitz you have to download from their site. at least, i think you do, cause mine does now #
• 03:12 holy FUCK my dog just made a WEIRD noise. holy shit i nearly wet myself. #
• 03:14 @wofitz haven't listened in a long time. isn't about her dad, though? the line's not too creepy #
• 09:50 @wofitz ummm i'm kinda of cracking up at the mental image :D #
• 10:47 why AM i bothering? it's not like it's going to matter. oh well, might as well. #
• 11:02 my room is FINALLY cooled off after me sweating like a pig for the last 2323434 hours... been running a fan nonstop. #
• 12:12 like i said. doesn't matter. -I- don't matter. fuck all, i'm going to go lay down. #
• 14:02 work needs me early. since it brings me from 4 1/2 hours in the week to 6 1/2 i guess i should be grateful. maybe i'll actually make money. #
• 14:45 Off to blast uber cheery pop songs and try and get in a decent work mindset #
• 14:58 Brightside of the day? Christina's closing. #
• 16:07 Dammit, lady, we just called eight stores looking for the sku number for you and you're not even going to buy them? #
• 21:22 @ledbylove i knoooooow! In some ways i like it, many i don't #
• 22:05 @ledbylove ah, yeah. I miss the blue of twitterfox, though #
• 22:38 i am so tired. omfg. i don't want to go to the habitat house tomorrow morning, but i skipped last week. i feel like an awful person, really. #
• 23:41 Time for my first meal of the day... And the day's almost over... #

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And so it goes, slowly...

• 01:03 i'm getting so fucking angry at this blu-ray player. i can't get the sound to work and i was JUST using it. #
• 01:19 began playing it on my computer and there's still no fucking sound. i am beyond pissed at netflix right now. #
• 01:52 @wofitz aren't you supposed to be off TODAY? #
• 01:54 @wofitz ah, fun. mostly i'm amused cause i'm NOT off tomorrow when you ARE. but that actually works out well for us #
• 01:57 how does jon's girl wig hair STILL keep ending up on me? #
• 02:10 my dog is retarded. she brought her ball with outside and left it there so she's sniffing all over my room for it and then staring at me. #
• 02:52 @legendarcy O.O... This is why I didn't actually listen to boybands back then lol. I only know this song cause it's on at work. #
• 02:55 @legendarcy lmao. honestly? i LOVE this song #
• 03:00 @legendarcy TOTALLY private XD and now you've got me randomly listening to them via yotuube videos XD #
• 12:55 why am i still sleepy? i slept til noon! oh well #
• 13:44 "it's hard to swallow the truth when you're choking on your pride." #
• 13:45 "did i tell you that i love you? because it would have been a matter of fact." #
• 13:52 it is really HOT in my room. holy crap. #
• 14:12 om nom carrots! #
• 14:48 foreboding. not my favorite emotion. (is it an emotion? you CAN ~feel~ it...) #
• 15:08 you know what sucks about being really hot? needing a heating pad, too #
• 19:29 watching "Princess Bride" for the first time ever. I love Netflix #
• 20:11 "we'll never survive..." "nonsense! you're only saying never because no one ever has!" #
• 20:53 this movie is absolute crack and i LOVE it omfg #
• 22:33 Dead Like Me is fucking CREEPY. just watched the first epi via netflix. i LOVE it. #

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And so it goes, slowly...

• 00:05 about to watch the last episode of the tudors season two. is season three done? is it on netflix? #
• 00:10 nope, not on netflix, not even for dvd rental. i think it just ended. can't wait to see it, though. #
• 01:00 almost started to cry at anne's beheading. they did a good job at these last three episodes. #
• 01:50 holy shit. just realized how late it is. i think i'm becoming nocturnal. hahaha. not going to sleep. #
• 04:03 Finally to bed with me. Hope to fall asleep BEFORE Harriett catches up with me and makes me cry. #
• 09:23 Cramps. Not a happy camper. #
• 09:38 Found the heating pad. Still in excruciating pain #
• 14:24 Mom called Pastor Barb to find out when and where her congregation meets for sure. I'll be able to attend there. This is...hard. #
• 16:12 You know you're close when she says "my vagina hurts." #
• 16:32 i should not be offended. i really should not. but i think i am. #
• 18:04 and another day goes by. it's come to be expected. #
• 20:19 i'm hungry. i haven't eaten today. i should make food. #
• 20:30 i want one... bit.ly/4kNeTk #
• 20:39 hate is a strong word, but i really, really, really don't like you. now that it's over, i don't even know what i liked about you. #
• 21:41 i keep meaning to start a new shuttercal, cause i utterly failed at the first, but i want to start on a sunday. every sunday, i forget... :( #
• 23:51 love this show. so glad i started watching it lol #
• 23:55 "that is the law according to the rules" #

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I'm not writer's blocked. I'm not. I have odd muse, sometimes, and find some tags easier than others, but who doesn't? But I feel depressed, I feel angry. I've pinpointed a few reasons and I know they're all stupid. If I brought them up I know all the arguments that would be used against me and I would lose. It's not about winning or losing, but ugh.

I feel like on that basis I'm not supposed to bring it up. I know I'm being stupid. But I feel like I'm walking on fucking eggshells all the time trying to say the right thing. I don't even want to talk to some people on AIM anymore lately. It feels stressed, strained, but like everyone's oblivious and there's nothing I can do about it.

People will say "get it out and get it worked through, don't bottle it up" but if I know everything will go in the same cycle it's been going in for longer than I can count, is there a point at all? It's like I want to hiatus but I feel like that's not what I need. I want to play and instead all I do is cry myself to sleep one night, or pour all my angsty energy into a narrative the next, and stay up past the point of exhaustion this one.

Maybe it's just PMS. Maybe it's my depression coming back. But I'm tired of feeling this way and I'm tired of there being nothing I can do about it.

Idea snagged by useapostrophes.

I got NO matches for poor Felix with the first photo I tried. How unfair for him.

( celeb look-a-likes )

And so it goes, slowly...

• 09:15 @wofitz to what him for jessica?! The suspense is killing me! lol #
• 09:21 @wofitz haha i figured it was hit. Not sure how much of it i'll keep, but it'll be along those lines still #
• 09:25 @wofitz i think i'll tone down the abuse at the end a little, but that's it #
• 09:51 @wofitz ok, i toned it down a little, even though it's sort of the exact same. go look and tell me what you think #
• 10:00 @wofitz ha, yeah. T: why? what'd i doooo? #
• 10:04 @hope_guides_me woops, forgot to answer. Yeah, what @wofitz said! Lol. It's in a gdoc. Want me to send it to you, too? #
• 10:08 @wofitz t: she threw herself at me and wouldn't stop. i didn't take advantage of her, i gave her exactly what she wanted #
• 10:24 @hope_gides_me ok, i've sent it. go check if you've got it #
• 10:29 Having toast with butter and jelly. Usually only do this with English muffins, but we don't have any. #
• 10:36 @wofitz i think they should be cause jules wants her at her premiere #
• 10:40 @wofitz jules would have humbled herself a day or two after getting home and making up with cal #
• 10:45 @wofitz haha yeah. will she go to the premiere though? #
• 10:51 @wofitz well, despite her track record, we'll assume she said the right things XD #
• 11:48 @wofitz but of course! #
• 13:08 i have declared today Typo Day. it's a national holiday. spread the word! #
• 13:41 @wofitz you whore! #
• 13:45 @wofitz yes, you could have. you're SUCH a good friend. lol #
• 14:23 @wofitz happy typo day! #
• 14:29 @wofitz come with! #
• 14:58 i'm receiving tweets to my phone out of order... i'm conveniently AT the computer to see... #
• 16:02 @wofitz polywhore #
• 17:21 Love watching Dirty Jobs. Love Mike Rowe. Can't wait for the new season tonight! #
• 19:53 Sitting in the Walmart parking lot while Mom runs in. Really quite boring. Dad's off to China in the morning, though, thank God. #
• 19:57 Accidentally just beeped the horn a little. Woops! #

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And so it goes, slowly...

• 01:51 @wofitz is it think of the devil and she shall tweet? XD i was just thinking of you and my phone vibrated #
• 01:58 i don't know why it keeps circling round and round in my mind. maybe i should quit. i don't even want to and i know i should. fuckity fuck. #
• 02:04 The monster's back. I think I'll name her Harriett. A name I hate for a disease I hate. #
• 02:05 @wofitz haha of course, luvmuffin! #
• 02:10 @wofitz i'll be fine, hun. it's not a conversation for twitter anyway #
• 09:55 Still very sleepy. I think Mom is trying to reach me to make me get up #
• 10:48 @hope_guides_me i'm alright, love, it's nothing #
• 11:10 @hope_guides_me i know you are, thank you, love #
• 12:04 First frost has come and Randi's been recently sheared. Poor thing was just shivering when I put them outside to use the bathroom. #
• 12:50 Shaving another Shih Tzu. Funnnn... #
• 16:25 Possibly going to the store? #
• 16:39 Engine Coolant Level Warning Light was on. Are we ever getting to the store? I wanna be home in time to make dinner before the game is on. #
• 16:59 Jon's gonna be a girl for Halloween. I'm going to have so much fun with this. I already picked out his long, blonde wig. #
• 18:28 Appetizer night is my fucking FAVORITE, man! WOO! Perfect for a game! #
• 18:51 This will be a hell of a game. Dad predicts our boys will be slaughtered but I'm crossing my fingers. #packers #
• 19:41 and it starts... #packers #
• 19:54 and there's favre... #packers #
• 20:10 TOUCHDOWN GREEN BAY FUCK YES THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!!! #packers #
• 20:16 it feels so weird to cheer AGAINST favre, even still... #packers #
• 20:37 i have to admit it, though... favre's still got it. #
• 20:46 come on, Packers! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME! #
• 20:51 HOLY SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! YES!!! #
• 21:35 me: "football makes me swear..." mom: "it must be hereditary." #
• 21:42 lmao dad supposedly went to bed. i just heard him shout from his room. he's definitely watching the game. #
• 21:45 how the FUCK, guys! SCORE ALREADY! #
• 22:25 usually, when Dad predicts how a game will end...it does... :( #
• 22:33 FINALLY. good lord... #
• 22:52 and it's over. hmm. #
• 00:00 @wofitz writing something you will hopefully like. sofia won't, though. :D #

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And so it goes, slowly...

• 14:18 *sigh* finally home, and not for long. sundays are fricking crazy, man. and i want to leave my church. not a great day thus far. #
• 14:28 i seriously have ONE shift this week, for friday night. which also means once again i close and then have to get up for habitat in the morn. #
• 15:17 @wofitz yeah, he managed to make today's unrelated sermon about it. I'm done attending church and will stop coming altogether in May #
• 15:22 @wofitz sooner, if i can get Mrs. Johnson to be a permanent co-leader of the LOLKids #
• 15:34 @wofitz we had a woman pastor of a similar opinion and she left and eventually started her own congregation. I will attend hers #
• 15:36 @wofitz if i go there i can stay ELCA Lutheran and therefore the vote will still apply and all the GOOD things will stay the same #
• 18:18 Three of the little girls I had in LOLKids the last few years are in the confirmation class right now and it makes me sentimental... #
• 18:30 The LOLKids are gone and I'm sitting in the confirmation class. Six of the seven were once in LOLKids. It's fun. #
• 19:48 @hope_guides_me f;dkjsfkl;jklsdj jasdfkl;jasd fwqd;kfjl;sdcfjnl;dmfcl;sdkcmjflwem fopwejopcwmedopcmsdkl;fjsdklmjfkl;c mjdfs !!1!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
• 20:32 @_konfusion lmao very cute #
• 21:16 being a facebook stalker to an ex-friend. trying to find out if the pregnancy rumors are true. she DID get married, at least. #

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And so it goes, slowly...

• 05:16 It's VOODOO, it's REAL, and it KILLS people. #
• 05:34 Worked late. Fell asleep around three on the couch. Woke up around five. Supposed to be awake for Habitat by seven. Not happening. #
• 11:12 Planned on sleeping til ten and being on time for the afternoon shift. Did not set my alarm and slept til eleven. Don't really feel up t ... #
• 11:30 Not going to the Habitat House. If work knew that, I'd probably have a full eight hours today, but they'll manage. #
• 14:02 @wofitz i miss you #
• 14:49 omG. beau is trying to play with randi and she's being a bitch and hiding in my lap. and she scratched me in her scrambles to get up here... #
• 15:24 We're INSANELY busy at work, which I knew. Mom insists I HAVE to call IMMEDIATELY to figure out what I work Monday and Tuesday. I call and #
• 15:24 Caitlin tells me "I'm sorry, you're going to have to call back later, we're extremely busy." and hangs up. I tell my mom and she's all "you #
• 15:25 didn't tell me! I'm so sorry!" which is BULLSHIT. Now work's going to be pissed at ME. As if they weren't already. Fuck. </rant #
• 16:25 Randi's got a lot of fleas. We'd already given her a flea bath. #
• 18:11 Just spent the last two and a half hours combing a nine pound dog. Yes, she was THAT tangled... #
• 19:23 Watching S2E1 of The Tudors. Good so far. The dream sex scene was hot. #
• 20:19 @wofitz you can't possibly be AWAKE? #
• 20:20 @wofitz *snort* and drunk? #
• 20:37 i need a life. and human friends. i'm fucking LONELY. #
• 20:39 also, i wish dad would get his ass to bed. mom and i need to watch the tudors! i don't care if i know how it ends! XD #
• 21:10 @wofitz no, you're at a friend's #
• 22:30 dammit, dad, go to bed! #

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And so it goes, slowly...

• 10:54 This cereal is definitely stale #
• 15:24 i HATE plucking my eyebrows #
• 18:40 This weekend is major fail. Everyone's abandoned me lol #
• 19:06 I'm so hungry, but at least I had scrambled eggs before I showered. #
• 19:37 No, I am NOT going to give you a free shipping coupon just because you know we have them and stand there staring at me. Fuck off. #
• 20:00 Owwww... I think I've hurt my shoulder... #
• 20:29 Don't you hate when you think of the perfect reply to a tag and you're hours from getting to a computer again? Also? I want Smarties. #
• 21:17 Good God, I haven't even STARTED straightening the store and we're supposed to be out in fifteen minutes... #
• 23:33 Fucking EXHAUSTED. Worked an hour and eighteen minutes past scheduled. Owwwww... #
• 00:00 "He's gay AND didn't know her name til just then... It's a marriage made in heaven!" #

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And so it goes, slowly...

• 09:56 Feel the tiniest bit less like shit this morning. Don't want to get up, though. #
• 11:11 i feel lonely :( #
• 11:23 @wofitz you know how she WASN'T going to ask me to make someone to ship with her BEFORE you mentioned me? #
• 11:35 @wofitz i did! and i felt kinda bad, too... #
• 12:00 @wofitz i agree. i don't like the plotline and i kinda hope it doesn't get filled :x #
• 14:09 Walmart... Woo... #
• 14:19 @wofitz very! #
• 14:20 Someone please talk me out of dressing up my dogs for halloween? #
• 14:30 @wofitz :D #
• 14:35 Bought Mitsie a scarf and Beau a bandana. The other two aren't frou frou enough lol. #
• 14:45 Drive-throughs are fucking slow... #
• 14:48 Especially when you have to pull over and wait for fries... I have MILK in the trunk... #
• 15:42 i feel...stagnant... #
• 16:02 @wofitz i gave you my swine flu!!! #
• 16:07 @wofitz mwahaha! *infects all of twitter* #
• 22:16 watching the new psych finally hehe #
• 22:17 "man, i wish i knew you when you were black..." #
• 22:30 dude! it's kenan and urkel! omfg! #

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And so it goes, slowly...

• 00:54 sexy half-naked men wrestling! woo! #
• 01:41 this show is quite fascinating. i love this time period. #
• 02:06 @wofitz *mocks* #
• 03:05 i want to be ravaged by that man... #
• 03:35 @wofitz nope, that was me again! *noms* #
• 03:37 @wofitz i was DEFINITELY referring to henry cavill omfg. and i'll never get over JRM as gay, long-haired, blonde, french, king philip #
• 04:01 @wofitz lmao for once we agree on a guy! JDM's eyes are the ONLY thing i like about him. and that body... but can't get past the gay king... #
• 04:02 @wofitz it's JRM. you made me say JDM that time #
• 04:06 @wofitz *googles* eh, not a fan #
• 04:11 @wofitz imo, JRM's ONLY redeeming quality is that body. his eyes are nice, but they kinda scare me. they're so light, like ice. #
• 04:12 @wofitz the first. i've just finished epi, like, 4 or 5. they're effing LONG! #
• 04:18 @wofitz *snort* i actually just had a wonderful visual of someone actually RAPING a thesaurus #
• 04:19 @wofitz lmao ok enough drooling over hot british people. i squeezed you a few tags so i think we're actually about even. SLEEP NOW. night!!! #
• 04:28 @wofitz oh GOD! the look on my face when i remembered wtf you were on about... *shudder* #
• 04:29 @wofitz *tagged you two more times* BUT they were both half done. now i only owe you three more. woo! #
• 09:39 Woke up before nine to drive my idiot brother a belt. They have an odd new security measure in place... #
• 09:56 @wofitz lmao! no, in which you must ring a bell to get them to unlock the front door #
• 09:58 lucas keeps rubbing me! namely, his hips! it's annoying! #
• 10:02 @wofitz yeah, the dress code is rather standardized dress. very like uniforms. wasn't when i was there, but it is now #
• 10:40 so very tired. trying to churn out four more tags before their recipients return home from work. #
• 11:00 i love that lucas actually knows "go get mommy" so i can get rid of him when he's annoying me #
• 11:01 except mommy knows "go get jackie" sends him right back... #
• 11:15 @wofitz got ALL my tags to you done! #
• 11:27 @wofitz *races* #
• 11:32 @wofitz why yes, yes we do! i'm not sure if there's an age cap, though #
• 15:56 oh, pseudophedrine, how i love thee #
• 18:55 i have felt like absolute SHIT all day. at least I was productive. #
• 19:06 Om nom tri-tip quesadillas! Lots of tri-tip stuff lately. #
• 19:13 Watching Rescue, Inc. for the first time. Makes me sad because of Champ, but he may have found a home, so we'll see. #
• 19:28 *Rescue Ink, that is. It's interesting. #
• 19:55 These kind of shows make me want to string people up for what they do to animals... #

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Pick any of my characters and I will answer the following for them:

1. Does your character believe in true love or soul mates? Love at first sight?
2. Are they or have they ever been in love?
3. What are their general feelings about sex?
4. How do they feel about sex without love?
5. What about sex before marriage?
6. What counts as cheating and is cheating forgivable?
7. Have they or would they ever cheat?
8. Are they a virgin?
9. First partner? Most recent?
10. What sort of experience do they have with sex?
11. Do they have any fetishes or fantasies?
12. How comfortable are they with their body?
13. With their partner's body?
14. Who gave them "The Talk"?
15. Do they have any special skills?
16. Post-sex habits? Weird habits? Anything else?

And so it goes, slowly...

• 00:14 well, after that restart my touchpad is working again, but the orientation is off slightly... #
• 09:36 i had a dream of trying to nurse a puppy. later in it i had a baby, so i guess that's better... #
• 15:14 Someone from the Habitat site may have found someone interested in adopting the stray I saved. Pray for Champ, everyone. #
• 17:19 When Mom's mad at me and Dad has no idea? He can be a perfect ally. #
• 18:45 Om nom, tri tip tacos #
• 19:00 I like watching auto show stuff with Dad when he's in a good mood. And aaahh! Wheeler Dealers just came on! #
• 19:49 "it's all down to that word 'taste' again, and i'm glad MINE is so GOOD." #
• 21:54 "rule five: safety first. i.e., don't burn the building down." #
• 23:07 i've taken it upon myself to watch the Office from beginning to end. never watched it before except a few episodes Mom recorded. #
• 23:40 taking a break from The Office to watch The Tudors. Dr. Grant! *giggle* #

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And so it goes, slowly...

• 08:09 Monday morning came to soon. It's entering my forgotten room disguised as the morning sun. I should be on the run but I'm here... #
• 08:58 I love when I'm here before the opening manager. Then I look like an awesome employee. :D #
• 09:01 The moment I wrote that, she pulled up, but the point still remained as I HAD been waiting. In a better mood this morning. Should be good. #
• 09:07 When a friend gets bad news, I always feel like a bitch for being in a good mood... #
• 09:14 @wofitz me, too :x #
• 09:44 @wofitz a little bit, yeah #
• 09:54 I have now managed to bruise my armpit. *bows* #
• 10:12 Ugh, should have swept this morning, but we're out of swifter sheets... #
• 11:33 @wofitz i ate the #
• 11:33 @wofitz *them #
• 11:41 @wofitz yes, they were! *rubs belly* om nom #
• 11:44 @hope_guides_me that's one mean dragon to eat penises #
• 12:13 @wofitz i KNOW a Rachel SANDERS, if that helps #
• 12:14 I put the dressing room key around my knee. Christina laughed at me :( #
• 14:05 Staying an extra thirty so Christina can take her lunch. Fail, Christina, fail. #
• 14:10 Some of our new Christmas stuff is butt ugly. #
• 14:14 @wofitz lmao dork. and what do you need me for? #
• 14:15 Duuuuuuuuuuude... Black-Eyed Peas on the new TCP CD... #
• 14:17 @wofitz dork #
• 14:18 Owwie I hurt my hand :( #
• 14:20 @wofitz I Gotta Feeling #
• 14:35 On my way hooooome! #
• 14:54 home sweet home holy crap *collapses* #
• 17:39 why the fuck does Jon insist on starting a fight for NO reason whatsoever? we were perfectly fine three minutes ago. #
• 19:23 @wofitz >> #
• 21:00 i feel :( and i'm not sure why #
• 21:12 @wofitz re: paramore. you're right, they do sound different. i'm think i like it, though. *keeps listening* #
• 23:12 I'm afraid of the dark. I feel like a three-year-old. #
• 23:26 My computer just decided I asked it to shut down when I certainly didn't and now it's not even doing THAT properly... #
• 23:29 I think it's a sign I should go to bed, but I didn't get any more tagging done :( #

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